Alex “The Strategist” Martinez
Alex doesn’t just think outside the box — he ripped the box apart and built a marketing rocket out of it. Obsessed with data, metrics, and the occasional strong coffee, Alex can turn a boring campaign into a viral sensation… or at least a mildly impressive spreadsheet.

Jordan “The Wordsmith” Lee
Jordan writes copy that makes people stop scrolling, raise an eyebrow, and sometimes snort their coffee. Equal parts poet, marketer, and sarcastic commentator on office life, Jordan’s motto is: If it’s not funny, it’s forgettable.

Riley “The Chaos Coordinator” Kim
Riley thrives in organized chaos — the kind that most people avoid like expired milk. Riley’s specialty is turning wild ideas into practical campaigns, and has an alarming habit of laughing in the face of “best practices.”

Once upon a coffee-fueled night in a tiny, slightly messy apartment, three marketing misfits realized something: the world of marketing advice was… well, boring.

So, they did the only logical thing. They formed ELO Marketing Services and the ELO.me Blog, a place where insights meet insanity and creativity is encouraged to break a few rules.

Legend has it, the first blog post was brainstormed over a game of office Jenga, a partially singed whiteboard, and a debate over whether a cat could be a better social media manager than most humans. Somehow, it worked.

The ideas were brilliant, the readers came, and a tradition of “organized crazy” was born.

You might glance at the site and think, “Hmm, these people are slightly unhinged.” And you’d be right — but here’s the thing: creativity doesn’t come from neat rows of bullets and sterile PowerPoint decks. It comes from controlled chaos, wild ideas, and occasionally arguing over whether a meme could double as a marketing strategy.

At ELO.me, we embrace the weird, the unexpected, and the downright audacious — because that’s where the magic happens. Crazy isn’t careless; it’s intentional, calculated, and surprisingly profitable.

Click here, scroll there — anyone can say that. But no one mentions the real skill: making a newsletter that’s so good people actually look forward to Monday morning emails.

Think of us as the mad scientists of marketing, minus the lab coats and dangerous experiments… mostly.

Bottom line: We’re here to entertain, inform, and maybe make you rethink everything you thought you knew about marketing. All while having a laugh, because marketing is serious business… but it shouldn’t feel like a root canal